Friday, August 14, 2009

Bothersome

Two things that really bother me about some people: Saggy boobs and poor posture.

It drives me insane when I see a woman, usually older or overweight, with her boobs like 5 inches lower than they should be. And for no good reason! There are plenty of very supportive and shaping bras that are kind to any age or size of breasts. I just want to take them aside, enlighten them, and send them on their way to Victoria's Secret. It would seriously "perk up" their whole appearance... haha.

As for poor posture, I see this on all sorts of people, but for some reason I notice it mostly on fairly tall and skinny people. Like, the lady that lives next door is tall, skinny, and could look like a knock-out, if done up right. But noooooo... she walks with her shoulders hunched over and her boobs to her belly button. I think the poor posture contributes to the boob situation, but still... better support is definitely needed.

It makes me sad when I see this in younger women, too. I went to a wedding a couple of weeks ago, and the bride's sister, one of the bridesmaids, was adorable. Except for her posture. I just wanted to walk up to her, place my hand on her back, and push her shoulders back into place. She's like 18 years old and already has old woman shoulders. (As far as I know, there's nothing medically wrong, like scoliosis, but who knows.)

Not saying that I have the best posture in the world, but my shoulders are definitely not hunched, and my boobs are firmly in place.

3 comments:

Jenna said...

lol! bothers me too. my mom always said ladies hunch when they have low self esteem. kristina, if you ever see me slumping over, start singing the theme song to hunchback of notre dame, i'll get the hint.

Anonymous said...

What happened to the 'oh, I'm not going to do anything so traditional as get a diamond for my engagement ring.....'. It's starting...you are settling...and going to be just like other female smucks who fall for what the guys offer us......

Kris said...

Hmm... I don't know who this is... But I did NOT in fact get a diamond in my wedding ring, I got a white sapphire.

And before I even respond to the rest of your comment, I'd like to know who I'm talking to. It's easy to say anything when you're "Anonymous."